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bangniam:

things to say during sex

  • gee whiz
  • are you feeling it now mister krabs
  • shark bait ooh ha ha
  • lets win this for mother russia
  • whats your gamertag
  • getcha head in the game
  • PULL THE LEVER KRONK

(Source: literallyrad, via fromthemarinadistrict)

*eats you out as a friend*

(Source: aterriblehusband, via gallivantingbittersweetlytopast)

Do me a favor and tell me how it smells underwater.

(Source: asharphintofnewtears)

!אל כל החברים שלי ,עברית, בואו לדבר! אני צריך לרענן את העברית שלי

(Source: asharphintofnewtears)

"A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart"

- My boyfriend trying to get head (via guy)

(Source: marrowack, via daisyduke-peekabooo)

funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)